Painting and Playing
words by Ella & Bri (with special guest, Canaan)
Hola mamis y papis! We’re writing this with our new skibidi sigma rizzler, Canaan (the translator who is fourteen and super awesome sauce). We woke up at the crack of dawn at 3am! WOW! Isn’t Brendan so mean! We ran ten miles on one leg with no shoes. I bet you are thinking, that isn’t very skibidi of Brendan, aka the Gremlin. After we got back from our ten-mile run, we had to scrub the toilet with our toothbrushes. Brendan also made us go to a dog fight, but he made us fight against the dogs. Once we won, Brendan made us eat the dogs with our feet, and then play a fifty-hour soccer game against Messi and Ronaldo. Okay guys now that you’ve believed everything us skibidi sigmas said… YOU JUST WALKD THE PRANK! #gotchagood #pranksters
Now we are going to get real…
We got up at 6am to hear a devotional by ELLA!!! She’s so cool and sigma. She talked about the desires of the world and how we shouldn’t let them distract us from the things of the Father. Then our bigbacks shook the ground as we practically bolted to get our yogurt and granola. It was definitely a scrumptious breaky as we gobbled it up. Next, we hopped in the bus and skrrted to Yaruqui, which is the property of the future Cumbre Alta fields. What did we do there, you may be wondering? Well, we’re here to tell you. We painted walls. SO FUN, SO COOL, SO LIT. It was hard work, but now the walls have a bonito amarillo color. You can imagine what it looks like: beautiful Minion skin nice and smooth.
We took a quick, sigma break at Casa Blanca to reset for back-to-back-back skibidi soccer sessions. We washed off the paint covering our hands and arms and got squeaky clean! We played a quick game of volleyball. The Kind Kuddlers won (for real this time), but only because Brendan said last point wins on our way back to bus. We hopped back into the bus, which took us to the Alliance Academy to play some futbol. After sessions with a few younger teams, we practiced and played a full field game under the lights with the U16 girls’ team. Ella, Bri, Ellie, and Canaan’s team WON (insert dab)! The score was 6-0. ARENT WE THE ALPHAS!! I THINK YES!! After that, we were zonked. We hopped back on the bus and listened to some tunes. Sadly, our new karaoke speaker was dead. We charged it tho, so don’t you fret.
Once we got back to the Casa, it was DIN DIN time. We devoured teriyaki beef and rice, and it was BUSSIN!! Now, to keep it real, Ella, Bri, and Canaan are plotting super hard so you enjoy reading this. We about to go snooze, so we’ll catch you on the flip side. NIGHTY NIGHTY SIGMAS! ☮️
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